HOM MAIL
Discreet Parcel Collection & Forwarding
Your Privacy, Our Priority
How It Works
Step 1
Use Our Address
Provide our secure location instead of your home address.
Step 2
Your package arrives safely, and you get a discreet notification.
Step 3
Collect in person or have it shipped in plain packaging.
Why Choose HOM Mail?
Privacy First
Neutral Return Address
Legally Protected & Secure
Years of Experience
Basic
- Small parcel collection
- 7-day free storage
Standard
- Large parcel collection
- 14-day free storage
Premium
- 30-day storage
- Priority handling
- *optional forwarding
VIP Plan
- Unlimited collections (within reason)
- *priority forwarding
*Mail Forwarding
From £5 + postage
Repackaged in neutral, embarrassment-proof packaging
FAQs
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Is it really discreet?
Like… really discreet.
No logos, no labels, no curious neighbours. Just your package, rewrapped and handled like a dirty little secret.
Can I collect in person?
Can you forward it to me instead?
Yes! We’ll post it to your home, hotel, or hideaway—repackaged if needed so it doesn’t scream “I’m a vibrating friend!”
What name do I put on the label?
What if the item is obviously… shaped?
Can I get tracking info when you forward it?
How do I pay for my membership?
Memberships are billed monthly via GoCardless Direct Debit—simple, secure, and hands-free.
You sign up once, and we’ll do the rest.
No card faff, no missed payments, no interruptions to your filthy little perks.
Want in? Sign up and let the good stuff roll in—month after month.
How do I pay for forwarding?
We keep it easy, just like everything else we do.
Set up a quick, fuss-free Direct Debit via GoCardless.
No upfront charges—once we’ve packed and weighed your parcel, we’ll send an invoice and process payment through your approved method.
How long will you hold my parcel?
We’ll keep it safe for up to 30 days. After that, it’s either returned, recycled—or used for studio science (kidding. Mostly).