We keep things fun, filthy, and functional—but a sensual playground only works if everyone plays nice. These rules aren’t optional. They’re here to protect the space, the community, and the vibe. 

If you break them, your deposit’s at risk. No ifs, buts, or whimpers.

🔐 Entry & Exit

• Always close both doors when entering or leaving. Privacy is non-negotiable.
• No hanging around outside before your slot. That includes loitering, posing, chatting, or smoking. It kills the discretion and creates tension with our neighbours.

🚭 Smoking, Vaping & Alcohol

• No smoking anywhere inside or directly outside the front door. We mean it.
• Vaping is fine—just keep it clear of the white bulkhead smoke detectors.
• Set off the fire alarm? That’s a £50 call-out fee. No debates.
• Evidence of indoor smoking = automatic loss of your full deposit.
• Alcohol’s allowed in moderation. If you get messy, we’ll cut you off.

🧼 Cleanliness Is Kinkiness

• We deep clean after every session—fresh towels, sanitised surfaces, spotless toys.
• Your role? Pop used towels and toys in the trunk provided. Don’t just leave them lying around.
• Cleaning supplies are there—use them. If we walk in and it looks like a scene from Saw, we’re billing you for it.

🧸 Equipment & Furniture

• One person per sling. No exceptions. This isn’t a circus.
• Use everything responsibly—no thrashing gear, staining furniture, or snapping straps.
• Break or damage something? Tell us. Silence = shady.
• Don’t take anything. Seriously. We track our gear like horny hawks.

💦 Watersports & Messy Play

• Watersports? Only with prior written permission. We’ll require a higher deposit and additional cleaning fee. No negotiation.
• No messy substances like neon paint, glitter, oils, confetti, candle wax, or anything that stains or sticks.
• And just in case it needs saying: no naked flames.

🐾 No Pets

• No pets. No emotional support animals. No therapy goats. Don’t ask. We love them, but not here.

🔊 Noise Control

• Make all the noise you want inside the studio—but keep the fire doors shut and curtains drawn.
• Planning to go full opera? Use a gag. Sexy and respectful.

🚫 Substances & Behaviour

• No illegal drugs. No heavy boozing. If you start getting dangerous or disrespectful, we end the session. No refunds.
• Consent is king. Breach that and you’re gone for good.

🔧 Respect the Space

• Don’t move heavy kit without asking us first.
• Extra mess, broken gear, or damaged furniture = deduction from your deposit or invoice.
• Inventory matters: There’s a checklist in the studio folder and online. You must report any missing items at the start of your session. If we don’t hear from you, we’ll assume everything was present and correct.
• Do not attach anything to the mirrors—this includes suction cups, hooks, or rigging of any kind. Damage = deduction.

🔍 Lost & Found

• We’ll hold onto forgotten items for up to 30 days. After that? Binned or donated.
• If it’s got glitter or lube on it, we’re not keeping it.

📧 Need Help?

• Got questions? Hit us up: hello@homstudios.co.uk
• We’re available Monday–Friday, 9am–5pm. Out of hours? We’ll get back to you soon as we can.

🚨 Emergencies

• For medical issues: dial 999 immediately.
• There’s a panic button in the studio, but it only works during working hours. Don’t rely on it at 3am.

🌙 Overnight Bookings

• No loitering outside. No smoking on the step. No selfies in lingerie on the pavement. This is where you will definitely lose your deposit.
• Keep the noise inside.
• No kink gear outside the building. Yes, that includes thongs, hoods, latex catsuits. Step out wearing it = session over, deposit gone.
• Don’t invite randoms. Every guest must be declared in advance. No surprise extras.
• CCTV covers the perimeter. If you act out on the street, we’ll see it—and we’ll act on it.

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Groups of 6+? Read This.

• Appoint a group lead. That’s the person we deal with if sh*t hits the fan.
• Make sure every guest knows the rules. Ignorance won’t save your deposit.
• Loud group? Control the volume. Shut doors, lower playlists, muffle moans.
• Clothing rules still apply outside. No fetishwear on the street.
• More guests = more mess. You’re expected to clean up properly. Carnage = deductions.
• Max occupancy is 10. Sneak in an 11th? We shut it down on the spot.

🛑 Why These Rules Matter

HOM Studios isn’t just a hire space—it’s a sanctuary for our community. But these kinds of places are rare, scrutinised, and constantly at risk.

One complaint, one neighbour issue, one bad post—and we could lose it all.

These rules are here so we can stay open, safe, respected, and proud. Don’t be the reason we have to shut the doors.

💸 Deposit Deductions

Failure to comply with any of these rules may result in deductions from your security deposit. Deductions are proportionate to the breach, and at our discretion based on:

• Complaints from neighbours or nearby businesses
• Evidence (including CCTV or social media)
• Excess cleaning or repair required
• Breach of noise, nudity, or smoking policies
• Any conduct that puts HOM Studios’ reputation at risk

If you’re unsure about anything, ask us.

Break the rules—and we’ll hit you where it hurts: the wallet. 🖤